18. illinois. college. basketball player. art student. cats. just trying to find myself in this world.

 

tobecontinuedinthelabyrinth:

frosty-butt:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????

IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP

THAT BOY IN THE THIRD GIF OMFG

GUYS GUYS THE THIRD GIF IS FROM THE AWOLNATION MUSIC VIDEO KILL YOUR HEROES THERE IS SOME HOPE FOR INFOMERCIALS. 

(Source: bitchface-loves-you)

chickensandwich:

ailaxolotl:

chickensandwich:

boys stand up to pee

girls sit down to pee

boys sit down to poop

girls stand up to poop

how backwards is that??

I’m sorry but I have never stood up to poop

yo whatever

(Source: chickensandwich)

assiest:

life is full of little surprises, for example:

‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’

truly amazing